I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms


[video] [h/t: princess-peachie]


When you began, all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe, did you ever think you’d become this?

So no matter what I do, hooray for me because I’m a great guy? It’s all good?


she likes carrying around random rags for no reason


i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??